murderer is guillotined (joke)

murderer is guillotined (joke)

A murderer sits in electric chair and will be killed.
"Have you see dammed hell first last?" ask a priest.
"Yes," answer the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"

A pretty woman and sexy most fells from floor 80 one grandiose buildings. Benefit at floor 70, there is a Man Americaning to catch it.
Woman: "Thank you you have helped I...."
American man: "All same, but You shall requite"
Woman: "How to?"
American man: "Get asleep with me....."
Woman: "You criminal, DON'T WANT!!!"
American man: "Yes have if not wants..."
American man then releases it and that woman back falls....
At floor 50, a Prancis's Man successful catches it.
Woman: "Thank you you have helped I...."
Prancis's man: "All same, but You shall requite"
Woman: "How to?"
Prancis's man: "Get asleep with me....."
Woman: "Your reprobate, DON'T WANT!!!"

Prancis's man: "Yes have if not wants..."
Prancis's man then releases it and that woman back falls...
Floor 45 over, floor 40 over, floor 35 over and no more that catches it. The woman starts to down on narrow bones.
Finally she decides if available again man which catch it, it wants to be asked out by sleep with. Than dead, its thoughts.
Finally at floor 20, a Man Arabicing to catch it. That woman hurry says:
Woman: "Thank you you have helped I. As recompensation, You may get asleep by me..."
Arabic man: " Astaghfirullah!!!!!"
Then that Arab Man releases it back...

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